MATCHLESS

اشخاص تقول من زمان ما دوننه 

اييييه نستهل حديثنا الكريم بالترحم على ما فات من سنة 2000+7 …. وروحة بلا رجعة

في كل بداية سنة جديدة تبدي البدع والتنبؤات.. كل واحد يجي ويتحتح اللي في جيسه ويقول والله بصير وبصير وبصير

هو في تلفزيون.. هو في جريدة.. هو مرنح في حبايبهم

الغريبة انهم يصدقون في اشياء واجد … مع العلم انه كذب المنجمون ولو صدقوا

 بس في مرة مادري مرات يعني قالوا إن في آدمي في البحرين الغالية عزرائيل بيشفط مادري بياخذ روحه مادري عمره

اشمعنه هالشي يعني

السنة راحت وجت غيرها ويردون يقولون نفس الحجي وإلى متى

أيـــــــمتـــــــــــــــــــى بــــــــــــــــــــــس

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After this month:

1- No more men perfumes.
2- No more long hair.
3- No more 18 years old.
4- No more Dell.
5- No more solving others’ assignments. 

What’s up honey people??

Everyone feels sad….

I can not even find someone to complain to…..

HAPPY

يا ماما… يا بابا

يعني لين ما فيكم شدة توفون بوعودكم، ليش توعدون أصلا

!

لين انتون مو قد المواعيد، ماليه داعي تطالعون الساعة وتحددون، قصدي من الأساس لا تلبسونها

!

How did I start my day?

1- Waked up at 6, get showered and dressed and waited for my friend to take me with her to the university. At 7, she sent a message”Sorry, I forgot to tell you yesterday that I am not going early to the uni. I have a test.”.
-The result: I missed the first lecture quiz.

2- I waked up my elder bro and went to check on my lil bro health and about giving him a sandwitch…….
-The result: He vomited on my “3abayaa”, so I had to shower again and ……….

3- At 2:00, I did the CS midterm, the worst that I have ever done.
- The result: I will lose the ‘A’ form the half of the couse, which is the first time.

4- I called my friend to complain
The result: The phone was dropped and did not work for some time (Na7s 7dy)

And all of this happened while I am having the period, ooooh this is number 5.

How the day will end?
I have no idea, but I wish that I won’t die, as my last two dreams were explained.

But you know: life is still alive!

Suppose that you are planning to get something,
& this “something” can’t be obtained without an evil planning.
Do you go for it?

شكله الأكل في هالجامعة رايحة على أمه (وأبوه بعد)
عاد ويش ده مادري… اللي متأكدة منه إنها شعرة… ولا سودة من قلب بعد
اللي مو متأكدة منه إنها نتفة شنبة (احتمال يعني ما أحط في ذمتي)

Yesterday, I met my friend, she is an old school mate.
I started greeting her:”Hi, haven’t seen you for a long time”? Mmm without doubt, you got into a private university (and I was smiling) and saying common thats for sure your father has an ingrained financial resources. OoooOoops, her face stated to shade in crimson. I realized that I said something wrong. She told me no I didn’t enter any educational institution! My father does not approve the idea of education-unless if its 7uzaa- especially when it involves studying with the other gender (males).

I was about slapping my face, he has 4 wifes and dozen of kids from each one kkk, and he didn’t let any of them to finish his/her study.

Sorry my dear friend, but your dad is from…, I don’t know which century because its too far to reach that number again.

Are we still having these kinds of creatures???

One more thing: After finishing my desired certificates, I will marry one of his sons, so I can have a castle 3albareeez(kidin haaa).